Jeff Monk lived on a quiet farm in the country . He had a lot of animals , but his favourite was a bull called Bernie . On Jeff´s birthday , his wife bought him an expensive red shirt. Jeff put it on and went into the field to feed Bernie . Bernie looked up and gave a loud snort . Then , he ran angrily towards Jeff . Jeff ran to the gate , but Bernie´s long horns hooked onto Jeff´s trousers . Jeff´strousers came off and he managed to get free . His wife whimpered(sau gasped) when she saw him without his trousers