A Scotsman leaves for a long trip. When he returns home he hardly recognizes his older brother, who was having a long beard. "Why on Earth haven't you shaved?" "Because you took the razor when you left!"
Un scotian pleaca intr-o lunga calatorie. Cand revine acasa de-abia il recunoaste pe frate-sau mai mare, care avea o barba lunga.
- De ce, Doamne iarta-ma, nu te-ai barbierit?
- Pentru ca ai luat aparatul de ras cand ai plecat!
